penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

(via the-silver-trickster)

(Source: maastrictian, via haaaaaaaaaaytham)

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

(via obesecaterpillar)

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

(via masturgr8)

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

things to say during sex

  • on your left
  • HELLO MARVEL I AM THE FALCON
  • on va voir
  • im with you til the end of the line
  • hail hydra

(via haaaaaaaaaaytham)


Enjolras: IT'S TIME TO TRYYYYY DEFYING MONARCHY
itsgayerinenochian:

nbchannibal:

It’s complicated.

#Hannibal#NBC#Television#Hannibal Lecter in the heat of the moment grabs Will#Pulling him closer the audience feels the tension#So tight you could cut it with a butter knife#Hannibal whispers softly into Will’s ear#omelette du fromage

itsgayerinenochian:

nbchannibal:

It’s complicated.

#Hannibal
#NBC
#Television
#Hannibal Lecter in the heat of the moment grabs Will
#Pulling him closer the audience feels the tension
#So tight you could cut it with a butter knife
#Hannibal whispers softly into Will’s ear
#omelette du fromage

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

gavinfreeappreciation:

daddykinkcapaldi:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

an entire fandom collapsed because of a building

(Source: little-blue-aeroplane, via fictional-daydreamer)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

(via sodamnrelatable)

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pornstarbucks:

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)